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text | un: Princess probs 22nd when ur back w/e... remember you said you wanted this

[assent]

Un momento when you have time?

[ What is this Spanglish ]

I was wondering, as you never replied properly before, [ Yeah this is his fault... fo sho ] do you need certain qualifications or stats to become a sugar daddy? Do you have to be a man or are there sugar mamas as well? There was a singer that made me curious: Nikki Minaj?

[ NOT THE SAME THING... ]

i'm also sorry 4 this

[moneyballer]

um

2/2

[moneyballer]

ok first of all it's *nicki?????

the road to chaos

[assent]

My apologies... I had just listened to something and thought to ask that is all. I will try and remember for the future. No problemo! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و

[moneyballer]

wait which song was it

[assent]

"Hey Mama"?

It was not a loving song about her mother, after all, no?

[ Can you tell she's sheepish as she asks that, because she is... she sure is... ]

[moneyballer]

no dawg

[assent]

Exactamente! Therefore I was wondering if it worked in a similar way in that in exchange for other favours and that there was money involved?

[ Why is she still trying to sound professional here... ]

[moneyballer]

it sounds like ur still a lil confused about what a sugar daddy is 2 tbh

i mean! i guess u could b a sugar mama but like

i've never really heard it used like that, u just call old ladies who smash younger dudes cougars most of the time, regardless of whether the dudes r gettin paid or nah

[assent]

It is not as though I have met one... unless...?

[ Look, one day he's going to have to deal with this. ]

Either way, I feel as though I understand a little better now. It does not matter about the money, merely that the man is older, correct?

[moneyballer]

uuuuuuuh

so a bein a sugar daddy def involves a little cold hard cash

[Amidst other things.]

a sugar daddy is a guy who pays someone for like, dates n sex n stuff like that- it doesn't have 2 b sexual actually but im assumin that if u rly wanna make it rain that's what u gotta do

these guys tend 2 b old n lonely n a lil creepy lol, i mean, who pays someone 50 years younger for sex when ur like 80 n about 2 die lol

but if some chick just calls u daddy that doesn't mean u paid her it just means she likes u, or she's just messin around

[assent]

It is actually a lot more complicated than I thought, in that case.

[ She's definitely considering this more than necessary. ]

To summarise, a sugar daddy would usually be around 80 years old.

However some couples enjoy calling their significant other "daddy"?

[ This can only end badly... ]

[moneyballer]

a sugar daddy doesn't have 2 b 80, but they're typically a lil older fo sho

[Sonia really is a weird girl, but knowing that she's much stronger than he initially expected has made it easier to speak to her frankly.]

and yeah! some ppl r in2 that

[assent]

I suppose it would be quite difficult when you are that age if you are not already married...

[ Don't sympathise with them, Sonia??? ]

Is that why you are offering in your display name?

[ It's an innocent question...... ]

[moneyballer]

[He has to laugh at that. Somehow, the way she asks that question is so polite it doesn't bother or embarrass him.]

yeaaaah

it's like a come on? a shitty one but lol

[A stupid joke.]

[assent]

It still may be better than some things I have heard in the past.

[ Granted she hadn't understood all of them, Teruteru asking her to help him by "sucking out" poison from his loins is one that just made her sweat unsurely at least. ]

If that is so, I hope you have been successful.

[ Somehow??? This is actually well intended. ]

[moneyballer]

no kidding u've probably heard a buncha weird stuff

[She's a cute girl, and while in the past he's been guilty of perpetuating that kind of nonsense, his time with ALASTAIR and even working for Annalise has shed much needed light on certain topics.]

n u kno what?

it kinda has actually

[That's sweet of her, as bizarre as this entire conversation is.]

huh

i rly didn't think about that

[assent]

Sometimes. I admit I do not always understand it, however...

[ Cultural differences and all. ]

Congratulations! Who is the lucky person, if I may ask?

[ Well, he has only been pleasant with her even if he's just as weird as she is. ]

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honestly? that's probs 4 da best

[The abruptness of her question makes him wonder why she asks. From the reactions they've garnered so far,
it seems obvious. Asher knows that he isn't particularly subtle when it comes to his emotions, and he and Jin have been oddly close for months now. Then again, not everyone on this team is nosy or attentive in that way.

Still, there's a mixture of emotions in his gut, both excitement and fear as well. It's just Sonia, however- She will most likely react in a positive way.]

uuuuh it's jin

he's kind of

[Not kind of???]

he's my boyfriend

[He stares at the device in his lap, a little confused when he reads the words to himself. This is real, yes?

But oh god, there's still a lot to get used to.

He's really going to have to work on it.]

[assent]

That is quite likely. From how Kazuichi has acted before, I imagine none of what he says is pleasant.

[ So she just ignores him until it's time to Tell Him Off okok ]

Then I am happy for you, you were already close before, no? I am certain things will merely continue to be better for you both.

[ Which just makes her wonder how often this is happening... She had no idea about Stiles and Peter until it had been too late as well, but at least here it's actually happy news. ]

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[Asher finds himself wondering too, now, more often and more frequently when he looks at people or meets them for the first time.
He had previously thought that his relationships with men could purely be limited to friendship, although it's clear that he was wrong.]

yeah, we were

[Perhaps it's the stress of the last mission, but honesty at this moment does not feel particularly difficult.]

it's weird, cause i didn't think he'd like me like that

[assent]

[ She hasn't really had to consider the same kind of things on her end. Even at home, everything had definitely been in place before everything happened. Nanami, Akane, Hiyoko and the others were just classmates. Friends. It was still a loose term at the time, still trying to actually grow as they were.

One thing she's had to consider more recently is her relationship with Gundham, how far her admiration spread while she had been home. It's all complicated, so even if Asher is talking about how weird it has been for him, it's lighter than having to think about any of that when she doesn't feel as though she can talk about any of this yet. ]

Why not? What would there not be to like?

[moneyballer]

[Feelings are a mixed bag, and his are often volatile.

The overwhelming sort.]

i dunno

he's like, cool and confident

[She doesn't know, does she?

The extent of the terrible things he's done.]

and i'm just me ig

[If he wasn't sniffling and sneezing from his allergies, maybe he would have thought more carefully about sending that text. It sounds oddly self-pitying, despite the happiness he's clearly enjoying for now.]

[assent]

[ It's strange, because really she hadn't thought much either way of Asher until he'd spoken to her outside of the hospital. She'd thought he was okay? Didn't quite understand why Nami had been so supportive of him before but... ]

Being cool and confident is not everything. I would say that your awareness of others and how hard you try to help are more outstanding qualities, actually.

[ Even if she had been irritated at the time, looking back on it, reflecting, he'd only been trying to ensure she didn't wear herself out. ]

[moneyballer]

[To be fair, he hadn't given Sonia all that much regard either before the Woodhurst- She seemed nice and they were friends! But there was something about her kindness that seemed cordial at best. Her words have a strange effect on him; they make him so happy he almost can't believe it.]

uh, hadn't thought of it like that

[He still doesn't.

He needs to go for longer without doing anything supremely garbage first.]

thanks

[And, after a beat-]

how r u doin tho?

last time i saw ya u were kinda out of it