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[digiorno]

i try to

but anger takes a lot of energy

and it frightens me, if you want the truth

people do awful things when they're angry

[I've done awful things when I was angry.]

[moneyballer]

[...Oh boy.]

I know

[Does he ever.]

Do you get angry a lot?

[digiorno]

not often, no

but when i do i get angry

[Hm. What's the word he should use, here.]

disproportionately

[moneyballer]

[Asher Millstone is a fool.

He should know better by now, to heed the warning signs when they pop up, but his guard is down and out. Crazy powers or not, Giorno is his friend, so he doesn't fear for his own life as he should.]

You think that might be why?

[Not getting angry often, or bottling your emotions...

It can often lead to a messy explosion of sorts.]

[digiorno]

i suppose it might be

still, it's better than the alternative

i'm not in a position where honesty about anything is a good idea, much less honesty about my worst self

[moneyballer]

[On one hand, he knows the feeling. Coming clean about your worst truths is not a simple feat, and he has yet to conquer it. Will anyone be left when he does? It's hard to shake off that fear.

Still, there are too many things he is used to being honest about. Honesty has done him more harm than good, no? So perhaps this approach will work for Giorno too.]

Awwww, c'mon!

You're being honest with me right now, aren'tcha? About me 'n Jin, 'n well...

You.

[digiorno]

[Is he?]

[He considers this, and realizes it's true. He didn't intend for the conversation to turn around to him, but it did, and so seamlessly, too. On the one hand he doesn't like it at all, and on the other hand he's a little impressed by Asher's ability to get him talking. Dangerous.]

i didn't realize i was being honest, frankly

but in retrospect i suppose i was
am
whatever

[Well. If honesty's the game--]

you're a strange person to me, i think, because you feel so inherently trustworthy that i distrust it
you're so free of artifice that i have to assume you've got some game going
a stupid paradox

[. . .]

jin trusts you, though

[moneyballer]

[Inherently trustworthy?

Those are not the first words his classmates would use to describe him. It means a whole damn lot to him to be described that way, actually...]

I've got no reason to be messin' with ya, G.

Besides, I'm pretty sure if I was, you'd just mess me up.

[That much is true, however.

He's more perceptive than one would initially believe.]

[digiorno]

[Oh. Well--that is very perceptive. Enough that it makes Giorno laugh, honestly, which surprises him.]

well you're not wrong
even if it would make jin sad, nobody messes with me with impunity

some people don't need a reason, though
to hurt others

[moneyballer]

Nah, I got that.

[cue a disgruntled sigh]

This team's full of psychos.

[Some people don't need a good reason, for them, it may simply be a matter of having fun.]

You just don't seem like that type of guy.

Like you're not gonna fuck with somebody for the sake of just fuckin' with somebody, unless they're a dick. Or a vag, or...

[bitch

why did u just not say

bitch????]

wutever alien dingly dong they got down there lol

[A S H E R]

[digiorno]

[Honestly, he doesn't know what he's more astonished by: the assertion that he seems like a reasonable human being, or--]

alien dingly dong???????

[LIKE HE GETS THE MEANING, BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT]

[moneyballer]

[Less so reasonable, more that he has his reasons.]

idk man i don't wanna think about ET's junk

[YOU??????????

YOU BROUGHT I T UP]

[digiorno]

THEN WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT ALIEN DINGLY DONGS

[moneyballer]

like, i get that he's in a kid's movie n all

[No??? Stop this conversation-]

but can our extraterrestrial homie like, y'know

get it on?

[ S T O P

DON'T ASK A MAFIA TEEN QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ANSWER TO]

1/2

[digiorno]

[stop this]

all living organisms procreate either sexually or asexually

[STOP]

so it depends on how his species procreates

[STOP]

i don't have enough information to provide a good answer to this question

[digiorno]

also don't ever say dingly dongs again i'm forbidding it

[ok good]

[moneyballer]

[...Giorno.

This is just the way he operates.]

sure thing




dingly dong 😉

[digiorno]

[SCREAMS]

YOU'VE RUINED EMOTICONS
RUINED THEM
THEY'RE RUINED NOW

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[moneyballer]

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[digiorno]

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[moneyballer]

dude???

[assher... u started this]

[digiorno]

you started this