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[digiorno]

THEN WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT ALIEN DINGLY DONGS

[moneyballer]

like, i get that he's in a kid's movie n all

[No??? Stop this conversation-]

but can our extraterrestrial homie like, y'know

get it on?

[ S T O P

DON'T ASK A MAFIA TEEN QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ANSWER TO]

1/2

[digiorno]

[stop this]

all living organisms procreate either sexually or asexually

[STOP]

so it depends on how his species procreates

[STOP]

i don't have enough information to provide a good answer to this question

[digiorno]

also don't ever say dingly dongs again i'm forbidding it

[ok good]

[moneyballer]

[...Giorno.

This is just the way he operates.]

sure thing




dingly dong 😉

[digiorno]

[SCREAMS]

YOU'VE RUINED EMOTICONS
RUINED THEM
THEY'RE RUINED NOW

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[moneyballer]

🍆💦

😘

[digiorno]

🔪🔪🔪🍆

😢💀⚰️

1/?

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2/?

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3/?

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4/4

[moneyballer]

dude???

[assher... u started this]

[digiorno]

you started this

[moneyballer]

ooooook maybe i did BUT

am i wrong?

[Not regarding ET's junk, but about you, Giorno.]

like even if u do somethin that seems weird

U will get why u did it

y/y???

[digiorno]

well!

[It's hard difficult to redirect from ET's dick or lack thereof, but--he sees Asher's point.]

no, you're right
i try not to do anything without a good reason for doing it

[moneyballer]

yeah ur like

a cause and effect sorta guy

[Again, oddly perceptive.]

a man with a plan

[And then added quickly, as a brief afterthought:]

i respect that

[digiorno]

you're right

and--thank you

i like to be a reasonable, reasoned person, as it's the mark of a good leader in my opinion

leaders can't compromise their principles, but they have to also be fair and keep their emotions in check in order to serve their people in the best way possible

[moneyballer]

well yeah, but

if you don't let urself feel anything, like anything at all

don'tchu feel like ur missin out?

[While it's true that some emotions really are The Worst, the good ones seem to make it all worthwhile.

No matter how messy or irrational. At least, to him.]

[digiorno]

yes

i do actually

i didn't used to but i do now

even so most of them should be private, or shared with a few close confidantes

[moneyballer]

ur a tougher dude than me, little g

[Because Asher Millstone knows, for damn sure-]

cuz i don't think i could ever live like that

[digiorno]

of course i'm tough

i'm a gangster

[which is a joke. obviously.]

[moneyballer]

[That is said like the punchline to a joke, although Asher isn't nearly as stupid as he looks.

He's had enough time to insinuate, ruminate- Giorno is Italian, and he's lived a life of crime. Would it be stereotypical? To just assume-]

i know

[On that topic, he won't speak any further. He doesn't want to think about it.]

and, re: jin

i'll take good care of him

if u catch me slippin, bite me b i a t c h

[please don't talk 2 a mafia boss like this]

4 realz tho

i got his back

[And, after a slight delay:]

n urs 2

so donnn't trip

ok?

[digiorno]

[. . . Asher's full of surprises. It makes Giorno smile. Surprises can be good, sometimes.]

i trust you

but i won't hesitate ♥



really though, i do trust you

so thank you

[moneyballer]

ur welcyyy 😉

[groce???]

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