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[digiorno]

[Oh. Well--that is very perceptive. Enough that it makes Giorno laugh, honestly, which surprises him.]

well you're not wrong
even if it would make jin sad, nobody messes with me with impunity

some people don't need a reason, though
to hurt others

[moneyballer]

Nah, I got that.

[cue a disgruntled sigh]

This team's full of psychos.

[Some people don't need a good reason, for them, it may simply be a matter of having fun.]

You just don't seem like that type of guy.

Like you're not gonna fuck with somebody for the sake of just fuckin' with somebody, unless they're a dick. Or a vag, or...

[bitch

why did u just not say

bitch????]

wutever alien dingly dong they got down there lol

[A S H E R]

[digiorno]

[Honestly, he doesn't know what he's more astonished by: the assertion that he seems like a reasonable human being, or--]

alien dingly dong???????

[LIKE HE GETS THE MEANING, BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT]

[moneyballer]

[Less so reasonable, more that he has his reasons.]

idk man i don't wanna think about ET's junk

[YOU??????????

YOU BROUGHT I T UP]

[digiorno]

THEN WHY DID YOU START TALKING ABOUT ALIEN DINGLY DONGS

[moneyballer]

like, i get that he's in a kid's movie n all

[No??? Stop this conversation-]

but can our extraterrestrial homie like, y'know

get it on?

[ S T O P

DON'T ASK A MAFIA TEEN QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ANSWER TO]

1/2

[digiorno]

[stop this]

all living organisms procreate either sexually or asexually

[STOP]

so it depends on how his species procreates

[STOP]

i don't have enough information to provide a good answer to this question

[digiorno]

also don't ever say dingly dongs again i'm forbidding it

[ok good]

[moneyballer]

[...Giorno.

This is just the way he operates.]

sure thing




dingly dong 😉

[digiorno]

[SCREAMS]

YOU'VE RUINED EMOTICONS
RUINED THEM
THEY'RE RUINED NOW

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

[moneyballer]

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[digiorno]

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[moneyballer]

dude???

[assher... u started this]

[digiorno]

you started this

[moneyballer]

ooooook maybe i did BUT

am i wrong?

[Not regarding ET's junk, but about you, Giorno.]

like even if u do somethin that seems weird

U will get why u did it

y/y???

[digiorno]

well!

[It's hard difficult to redirect from ET's dick or lack thereof, but--he sees Asher's point.]

no, you're right
i try not to do anything without a good reason for doing it

[moneyballer]

yeah ur like

a cause and effect sorta guy

[Again, oddly perceptive.]

a man with a plan

[And then added quickly, as a brief afterthought:]

i respect that

[digiorno]

you're right

and--thank you

i like to be a reasonable, reasoned person, as it's the mark of a good leader in my opinion

leaders can't compromise their principles, but they have to also be fair and keep their emotions in check in order to serve their people in the best way possible

[moneyballer]

well yeah, but

if you don't let urself feel anything, like anything at all

don'tchu feel like ur missin out?

[While it's true that some emotions really are The Worst, the good ones seem to make it all worthwhile.

No matter how messy or irrational. At least, to him.]

[digiorno]

yes

i do actually

i didn't used to but i do now

even so most of them should be private, or shared with a few close confidantes

[moneyballer]

ur a tougher dude than me, little g

[Because Asher Millstone knows, for damn sure-]

cuz i don't think i could ever live like that

[digiorno]

of course i'm tough

i'm a gangster

[which is a joke. obviously.]