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moneyballer) wrote2016-08-01 12:04 pm
moneyballer) wrote2016-08-01 12:04 pmIC CONTACT;
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moneyballer) wrote2016-08-01 12:04 pm
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Still, there are too many things he is used to being honest about. Honesty has done him more harm than good, no? So perhaps this approach will work for Giorno too.]
Awwww, c'mon!
You're being honest with me right now, aren'tcha? About me 'n Jin, 'n well...
You.
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[He considers this, and realizes it's true. He didn't intend for the conversation to turn around to him, but it did, and so seamlessly, too. On the one hand he doesn't like it at all, and on the other hand he's a little impressed by Asher's ability to get him talking. Dangerous.]
i didn't realize i was being honest, frankly
but in retrospect i suppose i was
am
whatever
[Well. If honesty's the game--]
you're a strange person to me, i think, because you feel so inherently trustworthy that i distrust it
you're so free of artifice that i have to assume you've got some game going
a stupid paradox
[. . .]
jin trusts you, though
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Those are not the first words his classmates would use to describe him. It means a whole damn lot to him to be described that way, actually...]
I've got no reason to be messin' with ya, G.
Besides, I'm pretty sure if I was, you'd just mess me up.
[That much is true, however.
He's more perceptive than one would initially believe.]
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well you're not wrong
even if it would make jin sad, nobody messes with me with impunity
some people don't need a reason, though
to hurt others
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[cue a disgruntled sigh]
This team's full of psychos.
[Some people don't need a good reason, for them, it may simply be a matter of having fun.]
You just don't seem like that type of guy.
Like you're not gonna fuck with somebody for the sake of just fuckin' with somebody, unless they're a dick. Or a vag, or...
[bitch
why did u just not say
bitch????]
wutever alien dingly dong they got down there lol
[A S H E R]
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alien dingly dong???????
[LIKE HE GETS THE MEANING, BUT WHY WOULD YOU SAY IT LIKE THAT]
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idk man i don't wanna think about ET's junk
[YOU??????????
YOU BROUGHT I T UP]
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[No??? Stop this conversation-]
but can our extraterrestrial homie like, y'know
get it on?
[ S T O P
DON'T ASK A MAFIA TEEN QUESTIONS YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED AN ANSWER TO]
1/2
all living organisms procreate either sexually or asexually
[STOP]
so it depends on how his species procreates
[STOP]
i don't have enough information to provide a good answer to this question
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[ok good]
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This is just the way he operates.]
sure thing
dingly dong 😉
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YOU'VE RUINED EMOTICONS
RUINED THEM
THEY'RE RUINED NOW
LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE
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😢💀⚰️
1/?
2/?
3/?
4/4
[assher... u started this]
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am i wrong?
[Not regarding ET's junk, but about you, Giorno.]
like even if u do somethin that seems weird
U will get why u did it
y/y???
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[It's
harddifficult to redirect from ET's dick or lack thereof, but--he sees Asher's point.]no, you're right
i try not to do anything without a good reason for doing it
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a cause and effect sorta guy
[Again, oddly perceptive.]
a man with a plan
[And then added quickly, as a brief afterthought:]
i respect that
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and--thank you
i like to be a reasonable, reasoned person, as it's the mark of a good leader in my opinion
leaders can't compromise their principles, but they have to also be fair and keep their emotions in check in order to serve their people in the best way possible
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if you don't let urself feel anything, like anything at all
don'tchu feel like ur missin out?
[While it's true that some emotions really are The Worst, the good ones seem to make it all worthwhile.
No matter how messy or irrational. At least, to him.]
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