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[moneyballer]

[Asher's nose crinkles up at that, voice getting higher in pitch.]

Eh, well.

I get why some people aren't super hyped up about bein' here. Nobody asked for this shit, right?

[Said while gesturing vaguely with an index finger, tracing circles in mid-air.]

I know I didn't.

[Even if he's thankful for his time here.

He has grown a lot.]

But that's why I think we should all work together, y'know? Otherwise we're really friggin' screwed.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Helpless shrug. Yeah, yeah, not everyone spent their entire life under a rock. Point still stands.

Mettaton crosses one of his legs over the other, letting them swing over the fountain's edge.]

Why else do you think I spend all my time trying to lighten the mood, beautiful? It's certainly not for the views anymore. [Mostly.]

Sigh...! Anyway. I'd be happy to start over if you are. [He holds out his hand, palm down.] Shall we?

[moneyballer]

[He offers the other a goofy little smile pounding a fist to that palm... Gently.]

Hells to the yeah-yuh!

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[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Mettaton stares, lamely, at his unkissed hand.

10 for 10 now...]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Thankfully, what follows is just a tired laugh.]

Well, I understand why you and Keats are friends now.

[You're both dorks.]

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[moneyballer]

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[moneyballer]

[...He does not get it.]

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[That's fine.]

So! Since we're turning over a new leaf, is there anything you'd like to ask lil' ol moi? Words of advice to keep this situation from happening again? Perhaps you'd like to take a moment to compliment my outfit?

[It's custom.]

[moneyballer]

Nah.

[People don't usually ask when it comes to this sort of thing. It's nice? Maybe they should do it more often.]

We're good for right now.

[ex_mettacrusher33]

[Pft. Fine. He'll be complimenting himself then.

Later.]

See you around then, darling. Have a good night.

not here

[headlining]

[SAY THAT TO HIS FACE, NERD]