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[Oh thank god, they're agreeing on something.

Mettaton visually perks up at the chance to Complain, nodding vigorously. He has so many opinions on this.]

It's EXHAUSTING!! Don't get me wrong, I love drama more than any living creature in the known universe, but there's a limit! Things exist in moderation for a reason!

[Yes, okay, it's funny coming from Mettaton. He knows he can hate someone forever if given half the chance, but...]

Honestly, we're constantly seeing worlds beyond our imaginations! We're saving countless lives! We're getting to experience so many things...! [Ugh! He reaches behind his back before throwing his arm above his head in an arch. Glitter rains down on him.] Enjoy it!! Get along for five seconds! Smooch under the stars or dance in the rain or SOMETHING! Hate who you will, but at least try to take, [he gestures around himself,] this in!

I'm glad someone agrees.

[Asher's nose crinkles up at that, voice getting higher in pitch.]

Eh, well.

I get why some people aren't super hyped up about bein' here. Nobody asked for this shit, right?

[Said while gesturing vaguely with an index finger, tracing circles in mid-air.]

I know I didn't.

[Even if he's thankful for his time here.

He has grown a lot.]

But that's why I think we should all work together, y'know? Otherwise we're really friggin' screwed.

Edited 2017-04-23 04:25 (UTC)

[Helpless shrug. Yeah, yeah, not everyone spent their entire life under a rock. Point still stands.

Mettaton crosses one of his legs over the other, letting them swing over the fountain's edge.]

Why else do you think I spend all my time trying to lighten the mood, beautiful? It's certainly not for the views anymore. [Mostly.]

Sigh...! Anyway. I'd be happy to start over if you are. [He holds out his hand, palm down.] Shall we?

[He offers the other a goofy little smile pounding a fist to that palm... Gently.]

Hells to the yeah-yuh!

[Mettaton stares, lamely, at his unkissed hand.

10 for 10 now...]

[Thankfully, what follows is just a tired laugh.]

Well, I understand why you and Keats are friends now.

[You're both dorks.]

[...He does not get it.]

[That's fine.]

So! Since we're turning over a new leaf, is there anything you'd like to ask lil' ol moi? Words of advice to keep this situation from happening again? Perhaps you'd like to take a moment to compliment my outfit?

[It's custom.]

Nah.

[People don't usually ask when it comes to this sort of thing. It's nice? Maybe they should do it more often.]

We're good for right now.

Edited 2017-04-23 04:59 (UTC)

[Pft. Fine. He'll be complimenting himself then.

Later.]

See you around then, darling. Have a good night.

[SAY THAT TO HIS FACE, NERD]

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