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[moneyballer]

username: I CAN B UR DADDY

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[friendlykillingmachine]

Hey, there!

[Remember this (extremely congenial-sounding) asshole?]

How are you today?

[moneyballer]

Hey.

[Asher recognizes the username as one of the teammates he'd spoken to on the network. Color him surprised, he didn't expect a call so soon.]

Um, okay I guess.

Why?

[friendlykillingmachine]

I just thought I'd see how you were doing after all the stuff that went down. Teammates have gotta look out for each other, am I right?

It's good to know you're alive!

[moneyballer]

[That blindingly cheerful tone is making it sound like Rocky expected him to be dead, which spoils the otherwise sweet nature of this message.]

....Thanks.

[Still, he does appreciate the sentiment.]

I think.

[friendlykillingmachine]

Anytime!

Hey, are you busy right now? Would you like to be friends? I hope this doesn't sound weird.

[Check out these amazing social skills science has created.]

[moneyballer]

You do realize that by saying that, you're making it weird, right?

[Asher sighs.]

It's fine, bro. We're cool! We're chill.

[Weird is fine, weird he can do.

Maybe this robot guy is lonely too.]

Kind of. You need something?