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Sorry, no, I must have missed the guy with the "Hello, my name is Asher's boyfriend" name tag slapped on his chest. Or did you get him one of those shirts that says "Property of Asher Millstone"?

[That earns Connor a genuine smile. To be fair, it's easy to get one of those out of Asher when you ask him about his boyfriend.]

You ever run into a guy named Kung Jin?

[then again his bf is a rude bitch so lol... he doesn't necessarily introduce himself properly 2 everybody]

He's an Asian dude with a ponytail, freckles, and one killer ass bod... 'Bout as tall as me?

[He almost misses the most important piece of information:]

Kinda mean-spirited?

[It takes him a moment, but he soon connects Asher's words to the asshole he had encountered in the labyrinth. If they were speaking in person, Asher would see the way his expression flattens in an instant.]

You have got to be kidding me. THAT asshole? I haul my ass through a freaky alien maze to bring him food and what does he do? Calls me a muppet and bitches me out over NOTHING.

[This is what happens when you get separated from your foul-tempered boyfriend when he was just trying to find you some fruit...]

oh god, oh my gOD I aM

[Breathe in, breathe out.

Asher has gotten used to apologizing on Jin's behalf.]

I'm so sorry, he gets like that when things are, you know

[Please, don't trivialize the offense here-]

totez cray

[No...]

Whatever. Trust me, I know how to handle a giant dick. lol.

At least I can see how he might have had a hand in your great gay awakening.

Sorry, bi awakening.

wait how big are we talkin

Big enough. ;)

Damn.

What can I say? I've been to the rodeo a time or two.

[Hundred.]

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did u mean 2

or 200? lolololol

[u... r one 2 talk]

But who's counting?

So you have to tell me. How is he in bed? Do you ever get him to shut up or do you not mind it when he's noisy?

[So kill him, he's curious. But god, he cannot believe he has having this conversation with Asher freakin' Millstone.]

Honestly?

[don't look so CONFIDE NT]

I kinda prefer it when he's even louder.

Rock on, Dong Jovi.

[He has a thousand of these...]

[sends him an 8 second video of himself doing a weird asher tongue thing and the rock n roll hand symbol

oh man. this is the start of a ~~bootyful~~ beautiful friendship]

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1/3 pause for momentary brain blip

2/3

3/3 ASHER WILLIAM MILLSTONE DON'T ASK THIS FUCKIN QUESTION

jfc

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this is #problematic im sorry

smh

I DIDN'T THINK THIS COULD GET EVEN W OR SE

I'M SCREAMING

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