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[moneyballer]

username: I CAN B UR DADDY

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[headlining]

The machinations of your mind are truly a mystery, Asher.

And I can't say we have an Instagram or whatever that is. Or randos.

[moneyballer]

whatever, old man

so

u gonna spill the deets about ur new boo or nah

[don't over emoji this-]

[headlining]

What "deets" do you need? I mean, we had a talk, and we found some things about each other, and we understand each other better. So things are looking up.

[JUST SAY THE NAME ALREADY, KEATS]

[moneyballer]

k that's like? super adorable but

all i wanted was name, bud

[headlining]

[The longest pause.]

It's Mettaton.

[moneyballer]

[There's an even longer pause on his end. Maybe he didn't read that right.]

lol wut

u mean the sparkly robo dude? isn't he kind of overdramatic and

[What's the nicest adjective he can use-]

weird

[headlining]

At least he didn't have the nerve to ask me about whether his genitals would die if he became a zombie.

[SHOTS FIRED]

Yes, that same Mettaton. There's more to him than meets the eye.

[moneyballer]

[was that a diss at his potential 2 b boyfriend material, u hairy piece of librarian garbage-]

k, ftr? that was a legitimate question AND my cuddlin game happens 2 b off the heezy, tyvm

[Mettaton may not necessarily be his favorite person on the team, but the over-enthusiastic robot is far from the worst person he's ever met.]

but if ur happy ig i'm happy for u 2

[*2 meaning "too" even tho there are 2 ppl being described smh]