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[moneyballer]

username: I CAN B UR DADDY

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[moneyballer]

no

no dude, she looks young, but she's like 19

1/2

[slushfund]

(bsod)

2/2

[slushfund]

Okay.
This makes no difference.

[moneyballer]

🍆💦

[slushfund]

What the fuck is that?
Eggplant sweat??

(emojis aren't big in his life yet, he's still in flip-phone era...)

[moneyballer]

what rhymes with eggplant sweat?

[get yo dick wet]

[slushfund]

"Why aren't you dead yet."

1/?

[moneyballer]

2/2

[moneyballer]

think about it

what does it look like

[slushfund]

A MOTHERFUCKING EGGPLANT

[moneyballer]

it's a dick, dude

a dick

1/?

[slushfund]

This one looks more like a dick than a fucking eggplant. 👃

2/?

[slushfund]

🐛 ???

3/4

[slushfund]

... 🍄

4/4

[slushfund]

🍌 💯 LOL.

(now he likes them, fuck you.)

[moneyballer]

oh ya ur right!!!! that one has the balls n everything, lmao

😂😂😂 👌

[slushfund]

There's so many of these...
I've only seen the Japanese emoticons, like... ヽ(　･∀･)ﾉ

[moneyballer]

oh no that's cute... lol

the only japanese one i know is ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[slushfund]

Of course you'd only know that one.
There's a winking one you'd like.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[moneyballer]

[give him a minute he is cracking the FUCK up]

BRUH!!!!!!! omg

that's friggin hilarious! wait, let me try

[wait 4 it...]

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

[he is losing it on his end]

AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

[slushfund]

Lol, you're way too easily amused.
But I guess that must make days go by faster for you.

[moneyballer]

wow excuse u like maybe i??? wanna have a kick out of life ok!

[slushfund]

There's nothing wrong with that, idiot.
So defensive...
Besides, I get a kick out of idiots, so this works well.

[moneyballer]

if ur gonna kick my ass again plz hit the left cheek n not the right ok

im still a little sore from last time

[slushfund]

(little do you know it means "good job" in hiruma language.)

Hit the right cheek.
Got it.