[In their time together Asher has grown accustomed to Sieglinde's bizarre mentions of advancement, and in many ways it is true, she is far more intelligent and capable than those her age by a long slide. However, it is moments like these where what she lacks sticks out like a sore thumb, though he has come to find her awkwardness more endearing than anything else.]
Of course, I am a healer, so I will be honest and admit some of that was in a purely medical setting, but.
I certainly have no plans to let my age be a barrier to my goals. We lost a good selection in the changeover from ALASTAIR to Hathaway, and I need to recalculate things. It may take some time, but I am optimistic.
[Everyone else would have stopped her by now this is why Asher gets Points.]
nah not rly i haven't spent all that much time with the fresh meat
[This is how it should be. Adults tend to forget that kids at this age tend to be hormonal anyway, and while in his world it often involves more fantasizing than actual doing, it's healthy.
His name is Wylan... but while I appreciate a man with an artistic talent and gentlemanly manners, it is far too early to assume anything else, I am sure.
[He holds his tongue this time, despite being so brazen in other instances. Sieglinde consistently insists that she wants the company of a man, thinking herself to be an adult and while in many way she is, Asher somehow feels she isn't one just yet. Her intellect has developed, yes, but what about her emotions and her ability to grapple with the less pragmatic aspects of life? She can string together a business arrangement no problem and yet seems to struggle with the concept of friendship.]
They seem to be very immature, do you not think so?
[it's not like she's opposed to dating a fourteen year old if they were smart and mature and experienced but-]
I theorize it is a consequence of all these worlds and their emphasis on the number "18". They have been coddled and protected so much they cannot be expected to even fend for themselves some times.
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I am glad to hear it. I have high hopes for your attendence.
[he’d proven good taste in women’s fashion after all]
i'm sorry he's like this
ehhhhh i'm p sure they didn't have pornos back in old school germany but they got books with dirty pictures in em, right?
they're kinda like that
Never be
That is a common gift at a coming of age?
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[*in a magazine
This conversation is highly inappropro, as Asher would put it, but then again so is the fact that she's killed at least two people.]
honk honk
[can u burn ur own character]
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[burns them both tbh]
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4 realzies? dayuuuuum gina
ur mad horny
[And that's saying a lot.]
props
[don't encourage her]
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Of course, I am a healer, so I will be honest and admit some of that was in a purely medical setting, but.
I certainly have no plans to let my age be a barrier to my goals. We lost a good selection in the changeover from ALASTAIR to Hathaway, and I need to recalculate things. It may take some time, but I am optimistic.
[Everyone else would have stopped her by now this is why Asher gets Points.]
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yeah well, ur lucky
looks like a lotta these new knuckleheads are skewin younger
[He feels no need to stop her because in reality she will probably not get very far.]
get it gurl 👌go sieggy, it's ya birthday
[literally, actually]
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Have you anyone specific to recommend?
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[This is how it should be. Adults tend to forget that kids at this age tend to be hormonal anyway, and while in his world it often involves more fantasizing than actual doing, it's healthy.
Or so he thinks.]
why, is their anybody u got ur 👀s on?
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Well, I did receive a rather charming evening serenade for my birthday from one of the new recruits...
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oh yeah?
[Asher chuckles slightly, sporting a cheeky grin.]
which one?
was it lurvey durvey 😉😉😉
[*lovey dovey]
did it give u a bad case of da feelz 💘
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His name is Wylan... but while I appreciate a man with an artistic talent and gentlemanly manners, it is far too early to assume anything else, I am sure.
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[gurl he knows how u lean]
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he's still older than you, isn't he
[see sieggy
he's so concerned his diction has bcum almost normal]
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Unless he hit puberty very early, yes.
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what's so bad about datin somebody ur own age?
[Love can't be found by solving an equation.]
cuz 4 some reason u seem suuuuuper against it
lol
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[it's not like she's opposed to dating a fourteen year old if they were smart and mature and experienced but-]
I theorize it is a consequence of all these worlds and their emphasis on the number "18". They have been coddled and protected so much they cannot be expected to even fend for themselves some times.
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[The way she uses the word coddled makes his skin crawl, as if it's justification for all the trauma she's experienced.
Perhaps he is just overthinking things.]
i mean, neither could you, right?
[Not meant offensively by any means.]
like... when you got here, didn't you need some help movin' around? fightin' off the bad guys?
nobody's good at makin it all on their own
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I did not exactly mean physically.
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[oops]
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[just come to her party and find her a better baby daddy if u know so much!!!]
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i was one, trust me
i know
[Far too well.]
but that doesn't mean there isn't anyone out there who isn't, y'know, 55
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[stop projecting asher gosh
they're just so dull]
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[She has a point.]
tell ya what, sieg
[what u asshole]
if find any dudes who might tickle ur pickle, i'll send em ur way
ur lookin for someone tall, dark, n handsome who's a lil freaky deaky on the side, right?
[Keep in mind any of the guys he'd throw at her will be under 17 but... She doesn't need to know that.]
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Handsome and genetically gifted with a generally healthy disposition and preferably magical ability, if you please.
[see that at least was useful sounding]
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dw girl i gotchu