[A snort. Despite his ridiculous conclusions and warped perception that he is some kind of catch, Asher knows that there's more to this conversation than meets the eye.]
I don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that you're totes alonesy bones, am I right?
[Don't worry, he does plan on going somewhere with this.]
'Cause, let's be real. If you were are all fine 'n good-
[A sigh.]
I wouldn't be the person you'd be hittin' up right about now, would I?
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[A snort. Despite his ridiculous conclusions and warped perception that he is some kind of catch, Asher knows that there's more to this conversation than meets the eye.]
I don't need to be a rocket scientist to figure out that you're totes alonesy bones, am I right?
[Don't worry, he does plan on going somewhere with this.]
'Cause, let's be real. If you were are all fine 'n good-
[A sigh.]
I wouldn't be the person you'd be hittin' up right about now, would I?